Cash for Clunkers: Your Path to Profit?

Here is a great project idea for an enterprising looter:

The government must be doing something with all these clunkers they are buying up. Why not start a junkyard that will soon need a bailout? Make a few strategic donations to your favorite members of Congress, and you might be on the recieving end of these “distressed assets.” Make up some bull about having a new, greener way to strip these badboys down and turn the frames into organic compost. Get yourself a line in the budget (or an Obama Card!) to cover expenses; then, lose a ton of money (on the books, anyway) and ask for a bailout from the already approved stimulus money! Finally, abandon the property, pull a Bobby-Sue and take the money and run! Keep donating to Congress to keep any nasty investigations from ruining your fun.

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